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16 Adult Jokes That’s Funny, Morbid, and Twisted

Some of the jokes may be inappropriate for children, so it’s best to proceed with caution if you plan on sharing them with a younger audience. However, for adults looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

From witty one-liners to clever puns, this list has something for everyone with a mature sense of humor. So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle your way through these 40 jokes for adults.

#1

A parachute is not required in order to skydive. A parachute is required if you plan to skydive twice.

#2

“My mom passed away when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept beckoning us to “be positive,” but it’s hard not having her.”

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#3

Asking my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” was my question for the day. it turned on the front-facing camera.

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#4

I went back to my childhood home today on a drive. I was overcome with nostalgia and begged the residents if I might come inside, but they rudely refused and banged the door shut. Those folks are the pits.

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#5

Everyone seems to adore you when you donate a kidney. However, the authorities are notified if five kidneys are donated.

#6

Black humor is like food. Not everybody gets it.

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#7

I took a gun to the doctor, who gave me a year to live. I was given 15 years by the judge. Issue resolved.

#8

During weddings, my older relatives would make fun of me by saying things like, “You’ll be next!” Once I began treating them the same way at funerals, they stopped.

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#9

My spouse and I have made the painful decision to say no to having children. If someone does, kindly tell me your information so we can deliver them the following day.

#10

Almost certainly, your parents celebrated a successful new year if you were born in September.

#11

“Does anyone know CPR?” yelled the waiter as I was sipping my cocktail. “I know the entire alphabet,” I exclaimed, and we all burst out laughing. Well, one exception applies.

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#12

I went to my new friend’s residence to see him. I should settle in, he said. I then threw him out. I detest having guests.

#13

Growing older makes me think of all the folks I’ve lost along the way. Perhaps choosing to become a tour guide was not the best decision for me.

#14

Entering an enchanted woodland, a guy attempts to chop down a talking tree. The tree yells, “You can’t cut me down. I’m a talking tree!” “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue,” the man replies.

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#15

The building of a strong vocabulary is crucial. Had I been aware of the distinction between “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my closest companions would still be alive today.

#16

My job at the library was only for fifteen minutes. It turns out that the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section isn’t the proper place for novels about women’s rights.

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